i got my boyf into bravest warriors and now he’s more attracted to beth than he is to me whoops

sometimes to help me sleep i watch this minecraft tutorial bc the guy has a really soothing intelligent voice and he’s talking about like the physics of minecraft lava and doing experiments and stuff meanwhile in the background there’s a giant glass bong it’s the most hilarious thing

ah yes the self pity brigade is here ready to pelt me with confetti that says “hate urself” in really tiny letters

i’ve given in. i like vampire weekend now

uh i’m confused so many companies have bought other companies and nothing has changed??? facebook bought instagram??? google bought youtube like what…… nothing……. uh……… why are people so worked up about this

i got high waisted shorts today and i would say yes v good for the self esteem machine

watchin moonrise kingdom curled up w my dog. good

caught makin out with a napoleon bonaparte bobblehead

me n my boyf the napolean bobblehead

(it’s a napoleon bonerparty)

let’s talk about how much i don’t want to go to prom

• SO MUCH holy shit

a work of pure art. im applying to risd and this will be the only thing in my portfolio and i will get in

i am a slug

ke#ha but sick and lame